Robert Pollard
Motel of Fools
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Robert Pollard
Motel of Fools
Fading Captain Series, 2003
RiYL: Pollard-phinalia. |
I'll readily admit that I buy pretty much anything you release. I'd pay $15 for a 20-minute CD if it contained a minute as good as "Indian Fables," "Tropical Robots" or "Drinker's Peace." Hell, I'd pay $30 for that shit. You've proven over and over that just when critics and GBV webgeeks have counted you out, you return in all your blazing glory, blinding the non-believers and heartening the faithful.
Still, it's hard to hang on when mini-LPs like Motel of Fools dot the crowded landscape of your release schedule. This EP contains exactly three minutes of memorable music. That's a scary ratio, Mr. Pollard. Some people like to think Motel of Fools is a lo-fi, avant-garde album of found sounds and collaged themes. I think most of us know better. You're only as experimental as your sobriety allows. Others have appreciated the diversity of contributors here (a host of GBV members/friends past and present), but how much can you appreciate contributions that amount to plinked piano keys and fuzzy analog noise?
To be fair, songs like "Captain Black" and "Harrison Adams" could pass for GBV outtakes, no problem. The hints of melody are tantalizing, and tantalizingly short. The vocals sound as tossed-off and strained as apple juice pulp. The production is (not surprisingly) all over the damn map, and the performances range from competent to laughable. I guess this would have sounded a lot cooler 10 years ago and five tracks stronger.
Uncle Bob, give us a sign of life here. Your Fading Captain Series is living up to its name, and not in a good way.
JOHN WENZEL | John is a Denver-based writer and former editor of Sponic magazine. John currently works for The Denver Post and Rockpile and has contributed to such noble but non-paying enterprises as Shredding Paper, Aversion.com, and Erasing Clouds. He's obsessed with the Dayton, Ohio '90s music scene but likes to think he's keen on some of the new bands the kids are listening to these days. John also helps run the Friendly Psychics Music recording collective. Email.
