Guided By Voices Trivee!
Test yer knowledge of the masters of the 24-second garage ditty!
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1. Before christening his band Guided By Voices, Robert Pollard’s music went under the title:
A) Guided By Choices
B) Guided By Noises
C) King Shit And The Goldenboys
D) Alien Lanes
2. Guided By Voices' music has often been called:
A) The Dayton Super Sound
B) The Motown Sound
C) The AlexVanderPoolEra
D) Send in Striped White Jets
E) Hobbit Rock
3. Upcoming GBV releases:
A) Teenage FBI: 1970 - 1985 This 35-CD box set features rare singles, battle-of-the-band performances, and one-track demos of Robert Pollard and Tobin Sprout’s high-school, college, and post-graduate rock bands. Comes packaged in collector’s edition GBV Jansport Backpack.
B) Bob Pollard: Demos I Have Loved Vol. 1 In the first edition of a four-part limited series, hear various 30-second songs, rhyming couplets, favorite mistakes, and drunken anecdotes from Captain Bob himself as he narrates and guides you through the cd of Vampire On Titus outtakes.
C) TREE, DOOR, RED (Working Title) Armed with a notebook full of lyrics and a twelve pack of Bud Light, Pollard enters the studio with the remaining members of Doors to record his first album’s worth of spoken word. Liner notes by Ray Manzarek.
4. Historic GBV Performances:
A) In an effort to outdo Bruce Springsteen’s 15-night stand at Meadowlands arena, Robert Pollard books 60 consecutive dates at Cincinnati’s Bogarts nightclub.
B) Pollard interrupts transmission of NBC's Must-See-TV in order to challenge Stephen King to a creative steel-cage match to once and for all declare who is the most prolific wordsmith of all time! (Special Guest Referee: comedian Billy Connolly)
C) Guided By Voices: The USA Today Tour Pollard, MacPherson, Demos, Gillard, and Adrian Belew go out on stage using the current issue of USA Today as their setlist. Pollard yells out a headline and they make up a song on the spot based on it.
D) An Evening Under the Bushes and Under the Stars with Robert Pollard and the London Symphony Orchestra.
5. GBV TRADE NEWS:
A) Tobin Sprout has opted to sit out of the next three GBV releases due to a pending arbitration case with TVT records.
B) Robert Pollard recruits former "Big Red Machine" skipper Sparky Anderson to take over as tour manager for the European leg of the Do The Collapse Tour.
C) In order to beat the trade deadline, Anderson trades drummer Jim MacPherson to R.E.M for Joey Waronker and a bassist to be named later.
D) Pollard and Anderson fend off rumors that GBV have been talking with people from the Oasis camp about a move that could see brother Jim Pollard traded for brother Liam Gallagher.
E) In order to "beef up the roster," Guided By Voices sign on free agents Cecil Fielder and Aaron Neville to sing background vocals.
6. Future Guided By Voices Legal Hassles:
A) Tobin Sprout finds himself embroiled in a suit brought on by his former writing partner when Pollard sues Sprout for unlawfully using the Guided By Voices name to promote his recent appearance at the Indiana State Fair.
B) Robert Pollard finds himself citing the Neil Young Vs. David Geffen case of 1983 when his future label, Interscope Records, tries to sue Pollard for making music that doesn’t sound like himself.
C) Disappointed with the outcome of the case, Pollard starts writing "slave" on his cheek before retreating to his Dayton home studio to re-record the entire Guided By Voices catalog for release on his own label.
D) Robert Pollard finds himself in court once again when he sues himself for ripping off songs from earlier Guided By Voices releases. Pollard chooses to represent himself on both sides, thus making a mockery of the court. The accompanying soundtrack: Robert Pollard's Courtroom Rock (A Rock Opera) is slated for release on Rhino Records sometime in the near future, along with the straight-to-video documentary.
E) GBV backup singer Aaron Neville finds himself being sued by his mole for copyright infringement when Neville unlawfully uses Mole’s name to promote recent appearance at Indiana State Fair. Mole opts to represent self, thus making a mockery of the court. The accompanying soundtrack: A Mole's Day In Court (double live CD) is slated for release on Rhino Records sometime in the near future.
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